《Appleton》歌词

[00:00:00] Appleton - T.J. Miller

[00:00:03] Longitude 44 degrees, latitude 088 degrees.

[00:00:09] North of Wisco, let's do this thing..

[00:00:14] Apples to oranges, there's no way to compare

[00:00:17] When I tell 'em the dopest city in

[00:00:18] Wisconson they all stare

[00:00:19] Named after Samuel Appleton

[00:00:22] Founded two years after 1851

[00:00:25] 72'000 is the population

[00:00:28] Only .99% African American

[00:00:31] It's Green Bay (with class)

[00:00:32] Milwaukee (with no fat-a**)

[00:00:34] Madison (that's a girl's name)

[00:00:35] I don't know any other cities

[00:00:36] (should've researched it)

[00:00:37] Hydroelectricity is what we're about

[00:00:39] You can find me chilling out at

[00:00:41] The Hearthstone House

[00:00:42] When the other cities step,

[00:00:44] You know they get served

[00:00:45] A day trip to Bubolz Nature Preserve

[00:00:48] (badgers!)

[00:00:58] Believe it

[00:01:00] Intersection of 41 and 10th

[00:01:02] You're at the capital of p**sy in

[00:01:04] (Wisonsin)

[00:01:05] Riding down that highway, 441

[00:01:08] My sausage makes a Polish connection

[00:01:11] Smoke m*******a with mayor Hannigan

[00:01:14] We'll see crazy like that road

[00:01:15] Wiper outside Anduzzi's

[00:01:17] Birthplace of famed magician, Houdini

[00:01:20] Escape artistry, though I'd never want to leave

[00:01:22] It's the one city I'd have a daughter or a son in

[00:01:25] You think I'd raise a kid in Cheboygan?

[00:01:28] (f**k no)

[00:01:29] Dropping rhymes like an Apple-ton of bricks

[00:01:31] Other cities can suck a big bag of dicks

[00:01:34] (except Denver)

[00:01:34] Disco in Wisco, Packers always winners

[00:01:37] Cheese curds, I eat them breakfast,

[00:01:38] Lunch and dinner

[00:01:45] I said FRV, Fox River Valley, sh*t

[00:01:48] I failed outta high school in Appleton East

[00:01:51] North, West Senior High School,

[00:01:53] And Fox Valley Lutheran High School

[00:01:55] It's like the worst of the four, or five

[00:01:58] Appleton, Wisconsin... Believe it!