《Jeannie’s Got a Problem With Her Uterus》歌词

[00:00:08] Jeannie's having problems

[00:00:10] With her ovaries she's got trouble with her tubes

[00:00:13] If you go past her vagina

[00:00:14] And her cervix you will find a completely empty

[00:00:16] Room because Jeannie's got a problem

[00:00:25] With her uterus her uterus is useless

[00:00:28] Her physician has injected fluids I

[00:00:31] N her private parts but she just won't

[00:00:36] Believe that the efforts

[00:00:43] To eradicate her female trouble will cause her to

[00:00:50] Conceive no simple yeast

[00:00:54] Or bladder infection could compare to the pain

[00:00:58] That Jeannie's going through

[00:00:59] This year her husband's sperm was studied and

[00:01:04] Swiftly passed the test now

[00:01:06] Jeannie's operation must commence artificial

[00:01:13] Insemination can't fertilize poor

[00:01:17] Jeannie's rotten eggs Jeannie isn't

[00:01:33] Ovulating even though she took

[00:01:41] All the proper pills Jeannie wants a baby but

[00:01:50] She cannot pay the giant doctor bills