《Mrs. Claus vs. Mary Poppins(Princess Rap Battle)[feat. Jim O’Heir & Kevin Allen](Explicit)》歌词

[00:00:00] Mrs. Claus vs. Mary Poppins (Princess Rap Battle) [feat. Jim O'Heir & Kevin Allen

[00:00:00] Composed by：Whitney Avalon

[00:00:00] Princess rap battle rap battle

[00:00:02] Mrs Claus versus Mary Poppins

[00:00:07] Poppins Poppins

[00:00:10] When there's a looming battle to be faced and fought

[00:00:12] The lesson is get right to it

[00:00:15] Practically perfect people prefer to be polite

[00:00:17] But sometimes you just have to say screw it

[00:00:19] You never get applause

[00:00:22] You're the dependent claus

[00:00:24] You're known for wrapping toys

[00:00:27] But my rapping skill destroys

[00:00:30] I'm money in the banks so show some respect

[00:00:32] If you tear me up like paper then I'll resurrect

[00:00:34] And I suspect you should check your cholesterol twice

[00:00:37] Hey fat cat how are you at catching mice

[00:00:40] You're like a piecrust so easily smashed

[00:00:42] I'll feed the birds what's left of you once you've been trashed

[00:00:44] I hear it's been years since the North Pole got rigid

[00:00:47] Today's forecast says you're entirely frigid

[00:00:49] Don't go there honey the word around town

[00:00:52] Is just a spoonful of sugar gets you to go down

[00:00:55] The parrot on your parasol does nothing but protest hey

[00:00:57] You're a stuck-up servant ho-ho-horribly dressed

[00:00:59] The biggest charity since ever we help the masses

[00:01:02] With you a couple kids get splinters in their asses cheeky

[00:01:05] Your rhymes are weak-you're a low stakes player

[00:01:07] Come at me freak-I'll one-horse open slay ya

[00:01:09] I'm behind the scenes but that doesn't mean I'm dumb

[00:01:12] I run the workshop keep the books and advise my sugar plum

[00:01:14] I'm a baker all about these rolls a big broad bruiser

[00:01:17] Even your reflection thinks you're a loser

[00:01:19] I find this a bore let's double it up

[00:01:22] Oh bring it on sister we will mess your s**t up

[00:01:30] Bert

[00:01:30] Santa

[00:01:31] Mary

[00:01:32] Mrs

[00:01:35] Extemporized before your very eyes

[00:01:36] Love to laugh at jolly guys I despise

[00:01:37] I likes what I raps and I raps what I likes

[00:01:38] 'Cause d**n right Van Dyke rocks these mics

[00:01:40] You're an icon of greed that's perverted the season

[00:01:42] You give coal to bad kids Mary teaches 'em reason she's

[00:01:45] Super classy swagolistic extremely ferocious

[00:01:47] Super classy swagolistic extremely ferocious

[00:01:49] I could do this whole verse backwards but I truly feel

[00:01:52] I'm through wasting my time because you're not even real

[00:01:54] Fool I'm real and I'm spectacular

[00:01:57] This Dick can't stick to an accent or vernacular

[00:01:59] Your ugly carpet bag might impress a dunce

[00:02:02] But my sack holds billions of presents at once

[00:02:05] The whole world counts down to December twenty-fourth

[00:02:07] Winter is coming I'm the king in the North

[00:02:09] Drinking one coke a year has made us rich

[00:02:12] My list's never wrong it says you're a b***h

[00:02:15] Please don't act like you're some kind of saint nick

[00:02:17] Always spying on minors

[00:02:18] That's jailbait prick

[00:02:20] This boring British wench needs a long Winter's nap

[00:02:22] You've been a naughty girl shut up and sit on my lap

[00:02:25] That's quite enough of that the winds have changed here

[00:02:27] Let's see how well you fly without your reindeer