《Mrs. Claus vs. Mary Poppins(Princess Rap Battle)[feat. Jim O’Heir & Kevin Allen](Explicit)》歌词
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[00:00:00] Mrs. Claus vs. Mary Poppins (Princess Rap Battle) [feat. Jim O'Heir & Kevin Allen
[00:00:00] Composed by:Whitney Avalon
[00:00:00] Princess rap battle rap battle
[00:00:02] Mrs Claus versus Mary Poppins
[00:00:07] Poppins Poppins
[00:00:10] When there's a looming battle to be faced and fought
[00:00:12] The lesson is get right to it
[00:00:15] Practically perfect people prefer to be polite
[00:00:17] But sometimes you just have to say screw it
[00:00:19] You never get applause
[00:00:22] You're the dependent claus
[00:00:24] You're known for wrapping toys
[00:00:27] But my rapping skill destroys
[00:00:30] I'm money in the banks so show some respect
[00:00:32] If you tear me up like paper then I'll resurrect
[00:00:34] And I suspect you should check your cholesterol twice
[00:00:37] Hey fat cat how are you at catching mice
[00:00:40] You're like a piecrust so easily smashed
[00:00:42] I'll feed the birds what's left of you once you've been trashed
[00:00:44] I hear it's been years since the North Pole got rigid
[00:00:47] Today's forecast says you're entirely frigid
[00:00:49] Don't go there honey the word around town
[00:00:52] Is just a spoonful of sugar gets you to go down
[00:00:55] The parrot on your parasol does nothing but protest hey
[00:00:57] You're a stuck-up servant ho-ho-horribly dressed
[00:00:59] The biggest charity since ever we help the masses
[00:01:02] With you a couple kids get splinters in their asses cheeky
[00:01:05] Your rhymes are weak-you're a low stakes player
[00:01:07] Come at me freak-I'll one-horse open slay ya
[00:01:09] I'm behind the scenes but that doesn't mean I'm dumb
[00:01:12] I run the workshop keep the books and advise my sugar plum
[00:01:14] I'm a baker all about these rolls a big broad bruiser
[00:01:17] Even your reflection thinks you're a loser
[00:01:19] I find this a bore let's double it up
[00:01:22] Oh bring it on sister we will mess your s**t up
[00:01:30] Bert
[00:01:30] Santa
[00:01:31] Mary
[00:01:32] Mrs
[00:01:35] Extemporized before your very eyes
[00:01:36] Love to laugh at jolly guys I despise
[00:01:37] I likes what I raps and I raps what I likes
[00:01:38] 'Cause d**n right Van Dyke rocks these mics
[00:01:40] You're an icon of greed that's perverted the season
[00:01:42] You give coal to bad kids Mary teaches 'em reason she's
[00:01:45] Super classy swagolistic extremely ferocious
[00:01:47] Super classy swagolistic extremely ferocious
[00:01:49] I could do this whole verse backwards but I truly feel
[00:01:52] I'm through wasting my time because you're not even real
[00:01:54] Fool I'm real and I'm spectacular
[00:01:57] This Dick can't stick to an accent or vernacular
[00:01:59] Your ugly carpet bag might impress a dunce
[00:02:02] But my sack holds billions of presents at once
[00:02:05] The whole world counts down to December twenty-fourth
[00:02:07] Winter is coming I'm the king in the North
[00:02:09] Drinking one coke a year has made us rich
[00:02:12] My list's never wrong it says you're a b***h
[00:02:15] Please don't act like you're some kind of saint nick
[00:02:17] Always spying on minors
[00:02:18] That's jailbait prick
[00:02:20] This boring British wench needs a long Winter's nap
[00:02:22] You've been a naughty girl shut up and sit on my lap
[00:02:25] That's quite enough of that the winds have changed here
[00:02:27] Let's see how well you fly without your reindeer
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