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《I Eat With Gusto, Damn! You Bet》歌词

所属专辑: Jonathan Richman 歌手: Jonathan Richman 时长: 03:59
I Eat With Gusto, Damn! You Bet

[00:00:08] When I eat like I do it

[00:00:19] I use not fork nor spoon

[00:00:24] No grace or culture to it

[00:00:27] When I call my own tune

[00:00:30] For I eat with gusto d**n you bet

[00:00:34] A regular K 9 cruncher

[00:00:37] Except truth be told I'm sloppier yet

[00:00:41] Than many a dog food muncher

[00:00:44] I eat a pound I eat a ton

[00:00:47] And no there ain't much I cuts up

[00:00:51] And while I'm having merry fun

[00:00:53] Bystanders puke their guts up

[00:00:59] The FBI sent someone by

[00:01:00] Who handles health affairs

[00:01:03] I had not finished my cream pie

[00:01:06] When he chanced up the stairs

[00:01:08] Why did he turn the other way

[00:01:10] Why did he leave so quick

[00:01:13] Will he come back another day

[00:01:15] Did something make him sick

[00:01:17] I eat with gusto d**n you bet

[00:01:21] A regular doggie diner

[00:01:23] No don't bring me napkins waiter sir

[00:01:26] Just bring some trash can liner

[00:01:30] Whilst wandering by a juice bar

[00:01:34] I spyed a tempting beverage

[00:01:36] Since I would have been last in line

[00:01:39] I used my fearsome leverage

[00:01:42] For in my pocket was some food

[00:01:45] Which I took from the wrapper

[00:01:48] The patrons wathced it being chewed

[00:01:51] And of course headed for the crapper

[00:01:54] For I eat with gusto d**n you bet

[00:01:58] For gusto I'm the boss

[00:02:00] For yay my nose it is in the salad

[00:02:03] And lo my chin it is in the sauce

[00:02:06] I eat with gusto d**n you bet

[00:02:08] We're sailing around the cape

[00:02:10] Keel haul him said the Bosun

[00:02:13] There must be no escape

[00:02:16] One sunny day in Paris an elegant cafe

[00:02:21] A phone call there a phone call here

[00:02:24] And the gendarmes took me away

[00:02:27] I said qu'est ce qui se passe ici

[00:02:30] I said mais qu'est ce que c'est

[00:02:34] They said Such eating it is criminal

[00:02:39] And crime it does not pay

[00:02:42] For I eat with gusto d**n you bet

[00:02:45] My banner yay unfurled

[00:02:47] My shirt is covered with mustard

[00:02:50] And my hair with ketchup curled

[00:02:54] Goodby to Egypt Greece and Rome

[00:02:56] The ancient world goodbye

[00:02:59] May squalor be my summer home

[00:03:01] And filth be my neck tie

[00:03:04] For I eat with gusto d**n you bet

[00:03:08] Uh And Uh I eat with gusto d**n you bet

[00:03:13] My country tis of thee

[00:03:16] I eat for social progress

[00:03:18] I eat for victory

[00:03:21] Somebody died who watched me eat

[00:03:23] In a restaurant one spell

[00:03:26] He woke up and saw me eating beans

[00:03:29] And knew that he'd gone to hell

[00:03:32] For Uh He eats with gusto d**n we bet

[00:03:38] They're calling from the south

[00:03:41] They want to stop my gusto

[00:03:42] They want to close my mouth

[00:03:45] You eat with gusto yeah that's great

[00:03:47] Now let us off this bus

[00:03:49] Wait a minute I haven't finished eating up stuff yet

[00:03:52] We'll call you don't call us