《Here’s Your Sign (Album Version)》歌词

[00:00:00] I just hate stupid people

[00:00:01] They should have to wear signs that just say I'm stupid

[00:00:02] That way you wouldn't rely on them would you

[00:00:03] You wouldn't ask them anything It would be like Excuse me oops

[00:00:05] Never mind

[00:00:05] I didn't see your sign

[00:00:05] It's like before my wife and I moved from Texas to California our house

[00:00:07] Was full

[00:00:08] Of boxes and there was a u Haul truck in our driveway

[00:00:09] My friend comes over and says Hey You moving

[00:00:10] Nope

[00:00:10] We just pack our stuff up once or twice a week Just to see how many

[00:00:11] Boxes it takes

[00:00:12] Here's your sign

[00:00:12] Why can't they get the picture Why don't they understand

[00:00:13] We're not dealing with the planet of apes we're talking about the

[00:00:15] Modern man

[00:00:15] So you people with them itsy bitsy teensie weensie tiny minds

[00:00:17] Here's your sign Here's your sign

[00:00:18] A couple of months ago I went fishing with a buddy of mine we pulled

[00:00:20] His boat

[00:00:21] Into the dock I lifted up this big 'ol stringer of bass this idiot on

[00:00:23] The dock

[00:00:23] Goes Hey yall catch all them fish

[00:00:34] Nope

[00:00:34] Talked 'em into giving up

[00:00:35] Here's your sign

[00:00:37] I was out in the front yard with my boy the other day and he was

[00:00:39] Playing with his little friend and he hit his friend and I went up to

[00:00:41] Him

[00:00:42] And I said Hey

[00:00:42] Smacks his boy

[00:00:42] We don't hit He looked up at me

[00:00:43] Like Here's your sign dad

[00:00:44] Why can't they get the picture Why don't they understand

[00:00:45] We're not dealing with the planet of apes we're talking about the

[00:00:47] Modern man

[00:00:47] So you people with them itsy bitsy teensie weensie tiny minds

[00:00:49] Here's your sign Here's your sign

[00:00:50] I was watching one of those animal shows on the Discovery Channel there

[00:00:52] Was a guy

[00:00:52] Inventing a shark bite suit There's only one way to test that

[00:00:56] Alright Jimmy you got that shark suit on it looks good They want

[00:00:57] You to jump

[00:00:57] Into this pool of sharks and you tell us if it hurts when they bite

[00:01:03] You

[00:01:03] Well allright hold my sign I don't wanna loose it

[00:01:04] Why can't they get the picture Why don't they understand

[00:01:08] We're not dealing with the planet of apes we're talking about the

[00:01:10] Modern man

[00:01:11] So you people with them itsy bitsy teensie weensie tiny minds

[00:01:12] Here's your sign Here's your sign

[00:01:13] Last time I was home I was driving around I had a flat tire I pulled my

[00:01:15] Truck into one

[00:01:15] Of these side of the road gas statioons the attendant walks out looks

[00:01:17] At my truck

[00:01:17] Looks at me I swear to GOD he went Tire go flat

[00:01:19] I couldn't resist

[00:01:19] I said Nope

[00:01:19] No I was driving around and those other three just swelled right up on

[00:01:22] Me

[00:01:22] Here's your sign

[00:01:22] Why can't they get the picture Why don't they understand

[00:01:24] We're not dealing with the planet of apes we're talking about the

[00:01:26] Modern man

[00:01:26] So you people with them itsy bitsy teensie weensie tiny minds

[00:01:34] People with them little bitty teenie weenie tiny monds

[00:01:35] Here's your sign

[00:01:36] We were trying to sell our car about a year ago a guy come over to the

[00:01:39] House drove the

[00:01:39] Car around for about 45 minutes We get back to the house he gets out

[00:01:41] Of the car reaches down

[00:01:42] And grabs the exhaust pipe then goes d**n that's hot

[00:01:44] See

[00:01:44] If he'd been wearing his sign I could have stopped him