《Here’s Your Sign》歌词

[00:00:02] I just hate stupid people
[00:00:03] They should have to wear signs that just say I'm stupid
[00:00:05] That way you wouldn't rely on them would you
[00:00:09] You wouldn't ask them anything It would be like Excuse me oops
[00:00:17] Never mind
[00:00:23] I didn't see your sign
[00:00:25] It's like before my wife and I moved from Texas to California our house
[00:00:29] Was full
[00:00:30] Of boxes and there was a u Haul truck in our driveway
[00:00:34] My friend comes over and says Hey You moving
[00:00:39] Nope
[00:00:41] We just pack our stuff up once or twice a week Just to see how many
[00:00:53] Boxes it takes
[00:01:00] Here's your sign
[00:01:04] Why can't they get the picture Why don't they understand
[00:01:13] We're not dealing with the planet of apes we're talking about the
[00:01:17] Modern man
[00:01:18] So you people with them itsy bitsy teensie weensie tiny minds
[00:01:26] Here's your sign Here's your sign
[00:01:32] A couple of months ago I went fishing with a buddy of mine we pulled
[00:01:35] His boat
[00:01:35] Into the dock I lifted up this big 'ol stringer of bass this idiot on
[00:01:38] The dock
[00:01:38] Goes Hey yall catch all them fish
[00:01:41] Nope
[00:01:43] Talked 'em into giving up
[00:01:47] Here's your sign
[00:01:54] I was out in the front yard with my boy the other day and he was
[00:01:59] Playing with his little friend and he hit his friend and I went up to
[00:02:02] Him
[00:02:05] And I said Hey
[00:02:12] Smacks his boy
[00:02:14] We don't hit He looked up at me
[00:02:23] Like Here's your sign dad
[00:02:30] Why can't they get the picture Why don't they understand
[00:02:51] We're not dealing with the planet of apes we're talking about the
[00:02:56] Modern man
[00:03:00] So you people with them itsy bitsy teensie weensie tiny minds
[00:03:15] Here's your sign Here's your sign
[00:03:19] I was watching one of those animal shows on the Discovery Channel there
[00:03:33] Was a guy
[00:03:37] Inventing a shark bite suit There's only one way to test that
[00:03:45] Alright Jimmy you got that shark suit on it looks good They want
[00:03:54] You to jump
[00:04:00] Into this pool of sharks and you tell us if it hurts when they bite
[00:04:12] You
[00:04:13] Well allright hold my sign I don't wanna loose it
[00:04:26] Why can't they get the picture Why don't they understand
[00:04:32] We're not dealing with the planet of apes we're talking about the
[00:04:39] Modern man
[00:04:43] So you people with them itsy bitsy teensie weensie tiny minds
[00:05:01] Here's your sign Here's your sign
[00:05:05] Last time I was home I was driving around I had a flat tire I pulled my
[00:05:12] Truck into one
[00:05:18] Of these side of the road gas statioons the attendant walks out looks
[00:05:41] At my truck
[00:05:46] Looks at me I swear to GOD he went Tire go flat
[00:05:48] I couldn't resist
[00:05:52] I said Nope
[00:05:56] No I was driving around and those other three just swelled right up on
[00:05:58] Me
[00:05:59] Here's your sign
[00:06:03] Why can't they get the picture Why don't they understand
[00:06:09] We're not dealing with the planet of apes we're talking about the
[00:06:21] Modern man
[00:06:25] So you people with them itsy bitsy teensie weensie tiny minds
[00:06:30] People with them little bitty teenie weenie tiny monds
[00:06:39] Here's your sign
[00:06:42] We were trying to sell our car about a year ago a guy come over to the
[00:06:53] House drove the
[00:06:56] Car around for about 45 minutes We get back to the house he gets out
[00:07:08] Of the car reaches down
[00:07:15] And grabs the exhaust pipe then goes d**n that's hot
[00:07:24] See
[00:07:29] If he'd been wearing his sign I could have stopped him
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