《Encore - Here’s Your Sign (Album Version)》歌词

[00:00:02] I just hate stupid people
[00:00:03] They should have to wear signs that just say I'm stupid
[00:00:05] That way you wouldn't rely on them would you
[00:00:06] You wouldn't ask them anything It would be like Excuse me oops
[00:00:09] Never mind
[00:00:09] I didn't see your sign
[00:00:10] It's like before my wife and I moved from Texas to California our house
[00:00:12] Was full
[00:00:13] Of boxes and there was a u Haul truck in our driveway
[00:00:16] My friend comes over and says Hey You moving
[00:00:17] Nope
[00:00:18] We just pack our stuff up once or twice a week Just to see how many
[00:00:23] Boxes it takes
[00:00:24] Here's your sign
[00:00:24] Why can't they get the picture Why don't they understand
[00:00:25] We're not dealing with the planet of apes we're talking about the
[00:00:28] Modern man
[00:00:28] So you people with them itsy bitsy teensie weensie tiny minds
[00:00:32] Here's your sign Here's your sign
[00:00:35] A couple of months ago I went fishing with a buddy of mine we pulled
[00:00:39] His boat
[00:00:39] Into the dock I lifted up this big 'ol stringer of bass this idiot on
[00:00:49] The dock
[00:00:49] Goes Hey yall catch all them fish
[00:00:50] Nope
[00:00:50] Talked 'em into giving up
[00:00:51] Here's your sign
[00:00:52] I was out in the front yard with my boy the other day and he was
[00:00:55] Playing with his little friend and he hit his friend and I went up to
[00:00:59] Him
[00:01:00] And I said Hey
[00:01:03] Smacks his boy
[00:01:03] We don't hit He looked up at me
[00:01:05] Like Here's your sign dad
[00:01:05] Why can't they get the picture Why don't they understand
[00:01:08] We're not dealing with the planet of apes we're talking about the
[00:01:12] Modern man
[00:01:13] So you people with them itsy bitsy teensie weensie tiny minds
[00:01:16] Here's your sign Here's your sign
[00:01:20] I was watching one of those animal shows on the Discovery Channel there
[00:01:22] Was a guy
[00:01:24] Inventing a shark bite suit There's only one way to test that
[00:01:27] Alright Jimmy you got that shark suit on it looks good They want
[00:01:30] You to jump
[00:01:31] Into this pool of sharks and you tell us if it hurts when they bite
[00:01:32] You
[00:01:33] Well allright hold my sign I don't wanna loose it
[00:01:34] Why can't they get the picture Why don't they understand
[00:01:38] We're not dealing with the planet of apes we're talking about the
[00:01:40] Modern man
[00:01:41] So you people with them itsy bitsy teensie weensie tiny minds
[00:01:44] Here's your sign Here's your sign
[00:01:50] Last time I was home I was driving around I had a flat tire I pulled my
[00:01:52] Truck into one
[00:01:55] Of these side of the road gas statioons the attendant walks out looks
[00:01:59] At my truck
[00:02:02] Looks at me I swear to GOD he went Tire go flat
[00:02:03] I couldn't resist
[00:02:04] I said Nope
[00:02:04] No I was driving around and those other three just swelled right up on
[00:02:06] Me
[00:02:06] Here's your sign
[00:02:06] Why can't they get the picture Why don't they understand
[00:02:09] We're not dealing with the planet of apes we're talking about the
[00:02:10] Modern man
[00:02:10] So you people with them itsy bitsy teensie weensie tiny minds
[00:02:14] People with them little bitty teenie weenie tiny monds
[00:02:15] Here's your sign
[00:02:15] We were trying to sell our car about a year ago a guy come over to the
[00:02:18] House drove the
[00:02:18] Car around for about 45 minutes We get back to the house he gets out
[00:02:20] Of the car reaches down
[00:02:21] And grabs the exhaust pipe then goes d**n that's hot
[00:02:23] See
[00:02:25] If he'd been wearing his sign I could have stopped him
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