《Here’s Your Sign (Wear It All the Time) (Album Version)》歌词

[00:00:00] I just hate stupid people

[00:00:00] They should have to wear signs that just say I'm stupid

[00:00:02] That way you wouldn't rely on them would you

[00:00:03] You wouldn't ask them anything It would be like Excuse me oops

[00:00:04] Never mind

[00:00:04] I didn't see your sign

[00:00:07] It's like before my wife and I moved from Texas to California our house

[00:00:09] Was full

[00:00:09] Of boxes and there was a u Haul truck in our driveway

[00:00:12] My friend comes over and says Hey You moving

[00:00:13] Nope

[00:00:13] We just pack our stuff up once or twice a week Just to see how many

[00:00:15] Boxes it takes

[00:00:15] Here's your sign

[00:00:16] Why can't they get the picture Why don't they understand

[00:00:19] We're not dealing with the planet of apes we're talking about the

[00:00:21] Modern man

[00:00:21] So you people with them itsy bitsy teensie weensie tiny minds

[00:00:24] Here's your sign Here's your sign

[00:00:24] A couple of months ago I went fishing with a buddy of mine we pulled

[00:00:28] His boat

[00:00:29] Into the dock I lifted up this big 'ol stringer of bass this idiot on

[00:00:31] The dock

[00:00:32] Goes Hey yall catch all them fish

[00:00:34] Nope

[00:00:37] Talked 'em into giving up

[00:00:39] Here's your sign

[00:00:42] I was out in the front yard with my boy the other day and he was

[00:00:45] Playing with his little friend and he hit his friend and I went up to

[00:00:49] Him

[00:00:52] And I said Hey

[00:00:56] Smacks his boy

[00:01:00] We don't hit He looked up at me

[00:01:02] Like Here's your sign dad

[00:01:05] Why can't they get the picture Why don't they understand

[00:01:08] We're not dealing with the planet of apes we're talking about the

[00:01:12] Modern man

[00:01:13] So you people with them itsy bitsy teensie weensie tiny minds

[00:01:17] Here's your sign Here's your sign

[00:01:20] I was watching one of those animal shows on the Discovery Channel there

[00:01:24] Was a guy

[00:01:25] Inventing a shark bite suit There's only one way to test that

[00:01:35] Alright Jimmy you got that shark suit on it looks good They want

[00:01:39] You to jump

[00:01:40] Into this pool of sharks and you tell us if it hurts when they bite

[00:01:43] You

[00:01:44] Well allright hold my sign I don't wanna loose it

[00:01:48] Why can't they get the picture Why don't they understand

[00:01:50] We're not dealing with the planet of apes we're talking about the

[00:01:54] Modern man

[00:01:55] So you people with them itsy bitsy teensie weensie tiny minds

[00:01:59] Here's your sign Here's your sign

[00:02:04] Last time I was home I was driving around I had a flat tire I pulled my

[00:02:09] Truck into one

[00:02:11] Of these side of the road gas statioons the attendant walks out looks

[00:02:13] At my truck

[00:02:14] Looks at me I swear to GOD he went Tire go flat

[00:02:16] I couldn't resist

[00:02:17] I said Nope

[00:02:17] No I was driving around and those other three just swelled right up on

[00:02:20] Me

[00:02:20] Here's your sign

[00:02:21] Why can't they get the picture Why don't they understand

[00:02:25] We're not dealing with the planet of apes we're talking about the

[00:02:28] Modern man

[00:02:28] So you people with them itsy bitsy teensie weensie tiny minds

[00:02:35] People with them little bitty teenie weenie tiny monds

[00:02:37] Here's your sign

[00:02:38] We were trying to sell our car about a year ago a guy come over to the

[00:02:42] House drove the

[00:02:42] Car around for about 45 minutes We get back to the house he gets out

[00:02:57] Of the car reaches down

[00:02:58] And grabs the exhaust pipe then goes d**n that's hot

[00:03:18] See

[00:03:18] If he'd been wearing his sign I could have stopped him