《Here’s Your Sign (Don’t Mess with Us) (Album Version)》歌词

[00:00:04] I just hate stupid people
[00:00:04] They should have to wear signs that just say I'm stupid
[00:00:06] That way you wouldn't rely on them would you
[00:00:08] You wouldn't ask them anything It would be like Excuse me oops
[00:00:10] Never mind
[00:00:10] I didn't see your sign
[00:00:11] It's like before my wife and I moved from Texas to California our house
[00:00:15] Was full
[00:00:15] Of boxes and there was a u Haul truck in our driveway
[00:00:18] My friend comes over and says Hey You moving
[00:00:19] Nope
[00:00:20] We just pack our stuff up once or twice a week Just to see how many
[00:00:21] Boxes it takes
[00:00:22] Here's your sign
[00:00:23] Why can't they get the picture Why don't they understand
[00:00:24] We're not dealing with the planet of apes we're talking about the
[00:00:28] Modern man
[00:00:28] So you people with them itsy bitsy teensie weensie tiny minds
[00:00:30] Here's your sign Here's your sign
[00:00:31] A couple of months ago I went fishing with a buddy of mine we pulled
[00:00:35] His boat
[00:00:35] Into the dock I lifted up this big 'ol stringer of bass this idiot on
[00:00:40] The dock
[00:00:40] Goes Hey yall catch all them fish
[00:00:41] Nope
[00:00:42] Talked 'em into giving up
[00:00:44] Here's your sign
[00:00:45] I was out in the front yard with my boy the other day and he was
[00:00:48] Playing with his little friend and he hit his friend and I went up to
[00:00:52] Him
[00:00:52] And I said Hey
[00:00:53] Smacks his boy
[00:00:54] We don't hit He looked up at me
[00:00:55] Like Here's your sign dad
[00:00:56] Why can't they get the picture Why don't they understand
[00:00:59] We're not dealing with the planet of apes we're talking about the
[00:01:01] Modern man
[00:01:01] So you people with them itsy bitsy teensie weensie tiny minds
[00:01:05] Here's your sign Here's your sign
[00:01:06] I was watching one of those animal shows on the Discovery Channel there
[00:01:09] Was a guy
[00:01:09] Inventing a shark bite suit There's only one way to test that
[00:01:12] Alright Jimmy you got that shark suit on it looks good They want
[00:01:15] You to jump
[00:01:16] Into this pool of sharks and you tell us if it hurts when they bite
[00:01:18] You
[00:01:20] Well allright hold my sign I don't wanna loose it
[00:01:22] Why can't they get the picture Why don't they understand
[00:01:25] We're not dealing with the planet of apes we're talking about the
[00:01:29] Modern man
[00:01:30] So you people with them itsy bitsy teensie weensie tiny minds
[00:01:32] Here's your sign Here's your sign
[00:01:34] Last time I was home I was driving around I had a flat tire I pulled my
[00:01:38] Truck into one
[00:01:39] Of these side of the road gas statioons the attendant walks out looks
[00:01:41] At my truck
[00:01:41] Looks at me I swear to GOD he went Tire go flat
[00:01:44] I couldn't resist
[00:01:45] I said Nope
[00:01:45] No I was driving around and those other three just swelled right up on
[00:01:49] Me
[00:01:49] Here's your sign
[00:01:49] Why can't they get the picture Why don't they understand
[00:01:51] We're not dealing with the planet of apes we're talking about the
[00:01:54] Modern man
[00:01:55] So you people with them itsy bitsy teensie weensie tiny minds
[00:01:59] People with them little bitty teenie weenie tiny monds
[00:02:00] Here's your sign
[00:02:01] We were trying to sell our car about a year ago a guy come over to the
[00:02:05] House drove the
[00:02:05] Car around for about 45 minutes We get back to the house he gets out
[00:02:07] Of the car reaches down
[00:02:08] And grabs the exhaust pipe then goes d**n that's hot
[00:02:22] See
[00:02:22] If he'd been wearing his sign I could have stopped him
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