《The Goat Song(Explicit)》歌词

[00:00:00] The Goat Song (Album Version) - Adam Sandler (亚当·桑德勒)

[00:00:07] I am a simple goat

[00:00:12] I live on the back of a pick up truck

[00:00:18] The old man tied me

[00:00:19] Here with a 3 foot rope

[00:00:22] Am I happy he don't give a f**k

[00:00:27] Hey goat

[00:00:28] I'm gonna beat your head in with a hickory stick

[00:00:31] Sometimes he uses his fists

[00:00:35] He's filled with anger and filled with rage

[00:00:39] And tells me I smell like piss

[00:00:44] His drink Jimmy Bean

[00:00:46] His chaser a bear

[00:00:48] After that various alcohols

[00:00:52] That's when the beatings get so severe

[00:00:56] Asleep I pray he falls

[00:01:01] But don't feel sorry for me

[00:01:05] Things weren't always this bad

[00:01:09] Why when I was a young talking goat

[00:01:13] The old man was just like my dad

[00:01:18] I come from the hills of Europe

[00:01:21] That's where I met the old man

[00:01:24] He was lost in the woods

[00:01:26] I gave him directions

[00:01:27] He gave me a tuna can

[00:01:29] Then he stopped in his tracks

[00:01:31] And he said

[00:01:32] Hey goat

[00:01:32] Would you like to live with me

[00:01:35] I've got a house with a pick up truck

[00:01:37] In a place across the sea

[00:01:40] I said sure why not I've got no family

[00:01:43] You seem like a nice guy

[00:01:45] So we went off to America

[00:01:47] The home of the apple pie

[00:01:52] On the boat the old man told me

[00:01:55] I would be a present for his wife

[00:01:58] A talking goat he exclaimed

[00:02:01] She'd never seen this in her life

[00:02:04] I felt so special

[00:02:09] Well I just couldn't believe it

[00:02:13] After all theses years I finally had a friend

[00:02:22] He trimmed my beard

[00:02:25] He scraped my hooves

[00:02:29] I prayed it would never end

[00:02:36] But when we got to his house

[00:02:38] There was no wife

[00:02:40] Only a short short letter

[00:02:43] It said I'm leaving you for your brother

[00:02:46] Because he f**ks me better

[00:02:49] His eyes filled with tears of sadness

[00:02:52] His heart was filled with grief

[00:02:54] To soothe himself

[00:02:55] He drank a pint of old granddad

[00:02:57] And beat me like a side of beef

[00:03:00] I screamed

[00:03:00] Send me back to the hills of Europe

[00:03:03] He just shook his head and said

[00:03:04] Nope

[00:03:06] No one will ever leave me again

[00:03:07] To make sure put on this 3 foot f**king rope

[00:03:11] Present day

[00:03:12] I've been on the truck for 51 years

[00:03:15] My only friend is the AM radio

[00:03:18] Sometimes the neighborhood children stop by

[00:03:22] But it's always rocks and beer bottles they throw

[00:03:26] At first they're excited to see a talking goat

[00:03:29] They gather around to hear what I have to say

[00:03:32] But I guess sometimes my stories go ont too long

[00:03:36] So they leave and giggle I need a bidet

[00:03:42] But you know there was a night

[00:03:44] That I did get off the truck

[00:03:46] When the old man was passed out drunk

[00:03:51] Three neightborhood kids took me

[00:03:53] To a rock n roll concert

[00:03:55] The kind of music old school funk

[00:04:07] It was the first time I got off the truck

[00:04:09] The music made me lose control

[00:04:12] The lead singer asked if we were having fun

[00:04:14] I said F**king crank that rock n roll

[00:04:17] The women at the show were beautiful

[00:04:19] As they danced sexily on the soft grass

[00:04:22] One of them even petted my fur

[00:04:25] F**k me in the goat a**

[00:04:27] Then some long haired guys grabbed me by the horns

[00:04:29] And threw me in the mosh pit

[00:04:31] They passed me around and treated me nice

[00:04:34] Till I nerviously sprayed them with sh*t

[00:04:36] Then the music stopped

[00:04:38] And everything was quite

[00:04:41] And all the rock n rollers started a f**king goat riot

[00:04:45] Kill the goat

[00:04:48] Kill the goat

[00:04:51] Kill the goat

[00:04:54] Kill the goat

[00:04:58] They chased me under the bleachers

[00:05:00] They chased me onto the street

[00:05:02] They chased me into an alley

[00:05:04] And said I was a dead f**king goat meat

[00:05:06] But then I saw a sight

[00:05:08] That I never thought I'd see

[00:05:10] The old man swinging his hickory stick

[00:05:12] But he wasn't swinging at me

[00:05:14] F**k you pot smoking turkeys

[00:05:16] Don't you press your luck

[00:05:18] The long hairs ran away screaming

[00:05:20] As I scrambled onto the truck

[00:05:22] When we got home the old man said

[00:05:25] Goat you broke the sacred law

[00:05:27] No

[00:05:27] Please

[00:05:28] Sorry

[00:05:29] Sh*t

[00:05:30] I'll let it go this time but if you leave again

[00:05:33] I'll break your f**king jaw

[00:05:34] Super

[00:05:35] Great

[00:05:36] Okay

[00:05:38] Thank you old man for saving my life

[00:05:42] Thank you again and again

[00:05:46] You could have let them barbeque me

[00:05:51] But you acted like a friend

[00:05:54] I'm not your friend

[00:05:56] I don't even like you

[00:05:58] I'm just not drunk he said

[00:06:02] To prove his point

[00:06:04] He drank a bottle of grain alcohol

[00:06:06] And beat the f**king sh*t out of my head

[00:06:11] Ow

[00:06:12] Ow

[00:06:13] You're hurting me old man

[00:06:18] That night I served a concussion

[00:06:23] Deep inside my goat brain

[00:06:28] I still cannot feel my tailbone

[00:06:33] And I'll probably never walk straight again

[00:06:38] I guess you'd call me a scapegoat

[00:06:41] A punching bag for the old man to mock

[00:06:46] Just because his wife left him

[00:06:49] For his brother's abnormally large cock

[00:06:53] He could have been my buddy

[00:06:57] But instead he's a crazy old f**k

[00:07:01] And once again

[00:07:03] I go to sleep in my eternal home

[00:07:12] The back of the pick up truck

[00:07:30] Goodnight

[00:07:31] Old man

[00:07:34] Yeah goodnight

[00:07:35] Goat