《Your Horoscope For Today》歌词

[00:00:00] Your Horoscope For Today - Weird Al Yankovic
[00:00:01] Written by:Al Yankovic
[00:00:12] Aquarius
[00:00:12] There's travel in your future when your tongue
[00:00:14] Freezes to the back of a speeding bus
[00:00:17] Fill that void in your pathetic life
[00:00:20] By playing Whack-A-Mole seventeen hours a day
[00:00:22] Pisces
[00:00:23] Try to avoid any Virgos or Leos
[00:00:25] With the Ebola virus
[00:00:27] You are the true Lord of the Dance
[00:00:30] No matter what those idiots at work say
[00:00:32] Aries
[00:00:33] The look on your face will be priceless
[00:00:34] When you find that forty pound watermelon in your colon
[00:00:38] Trade toothbrushes with an albino dwarf
[00:00:41] Then give a hickey to Meryl Streep
[00:00:43] Taurus
[00:00:43] You will never find true happiness
[00:00:45] What you gonna do cry about it
[00:00:48] The stars predict tomorrow you'll wake up
[00:00:50] Do a bunch of stuff and then go back to sleep
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[00:01:13] Gemini
[00:01:14] Your birthday party will be ruined once again
[00:01:17] By your explosive flatulence
[00:01:19] Your love life will run into trouble
[00:01:21] When your fiance hurls a javelin through your chest
[00:01:24] Cancer
[00:01:24] The position of jupiter says that you should spend
[00:01:26] The rest of the week face down in the mud
[00:01:29] Try not to shove a roll of duct tape up your nose
[00:01:32] While taking your driver's test
[00:01:34] Leo
[00:01:34] Now is not a good time to photocopy your butt
[00:01:37] And staple it to your boss's face oh no
[00:01:40] Eat a bucket of tuna flavored pudding
[00:01:41] Then wash it down with a gallon of Strawberry Quik
[00:01:44] Virgo
[00:01:45] All virgos are extremely friendly and intelligent
[00:01:49] Except for you
[00:01:50] Expect a big surprise today
[00:01:52] When you wind up with your head impaled upon a stick
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[00:02:15] Now you may find it inconceivable
[00:02:17] Or at the very least a bit unlikely
[00:02:19] That the relative position of the planets
[00:02:21] And the stars could have a special deep significance
[00:02:22] Or meaning that exclusively applies to only you
[00:02:25] But let me give you my assurance
[00:02:26] That these forecasts and predictions
[00:02:28] Are all based on solid scientific documented evidence
[00:02:30] So you would have to be some kind of moron not to realize
[00:02:33] That every single one of them is absolutely true
[00:02:35] Where was I
[00:02:36] Libra
[00:02:36] A big promotion is just around the corner
[00:02:39] For someone much more talented than you
[00:02:41] Laughter is the very best medicine
[00:02:43] Remember that when your appendix bursts next week
[00:02:46] Scorpio
[00:02:47] Get ready for an unexpected trip
[00:02:49] When you fall screaming from an open window
[00:02:51] Work a little bit harder on improving your low self esteem
[00:02:55] You stupid freak
[00:02:56] Sagittarius
[00:02:57] All your friends are laughing behind your back
[00:03:01] Kill them
[00:03:02] Take down all those naked pictures of Ernest Borgnine
[00:03:05] You've got hanging in your den
[00:03:07] Capricorn
[00:03:07] The stars say that you're an exciting and wonderful person
[00:03:11] But you know they're lying
[00:03:12] If I were you I'd lock my doors and windows
[00:03:14] And never never never never never leave my house again
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